*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*
I’ve never seen most of these AND there was my beloved fresh avocado so A+ all around.
Lmao the guy who slaps the ping pong ball in beer pong is my boyfriends brother
I hired a drunk girl to compliment us
This shit is still funny
Lmao what the hell!
Lmfao fuck that’s me
Why was he in jail?
@illmaticraj right now
Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging
Facts
Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line
Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo
Just to put some context into this:
Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂
The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂
Ominous statement generator
Birth Month:
- Jan - The weathered bone
- Feb - The stained glass window
- Mar - A wolf’s howl
- Apr - The fog on the moors
- May - The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral
- June - The bloodied locket
- July - A scream from within the forest
- Aug - The churning sea
- Sept - The fire’s last embers
- Oct - An old clocktower
- Nov - A mountain’s wind
- Dec - A saint’s weeping
Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:
- Red - smells strongly of flesh and rot.
- Orange - is set afire when you look toward it.
- Yellow - causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.
- Green - offers to make a pact.
- Blue - demands a sacrifice.
- Violet - causes blood to drip from your eyes.
- White - whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.
- Grey - hums with grief.
- Black - pardons you of your sins.
*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.
based off this post
I know a guy who likes me but he’s trying so hard it’s suffocating. It’s frustrating because he’s done all these big romantic things for me and all my friends are pressuring us to date, so I feel really bad that I can’t return his feelings/he seems off. He’s creepy and obsessive sometimes but no one will listen when I say so and I feel like I’m supposed to like everything he does for me. I’m also scared he thinks that nothing else matters in a relationship and won’t be there for me, but others say he cares. Am I crazy for not wanting this perfect guy? Sometimes I do like him but I feel I’m almost EXPECTED to date him, and that’s the real problem. It’s almost as if he’s orchestrated it so I can’t say no and that makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Reblog if you’re a Sarah J. Maas fan and you wanna be book friends <3
I really want to meet more ACOTAR/TOG fans and people who like to read and fangirl in general! ^_^





