Island345

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spongebobssquarepants
darkislovelyyyy

This shit is still funny

candiikismet

Lmao what the hell!

lordespino

Lmfao fuck that’s me

brattynympho

Why was he in jail?

hi-imkingdavid

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hallaisme247

@illmaticraj right now

baiganchokah

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

quasmellito

Facts

ellsworthej

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

blackgiornogiovanna

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

thoughtremixer

Just to put some context into this:

queenstravelingdarling

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

legitimatelala

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

filippa-kosta

Ominous statement generator

venusiangay

Birth Month:

  • Jan - The weathered bone
  • Feb - The stained glass window
  • Mar - A wolf’s howl
  • Apr - The fog on the moors
  • May - The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral
  • June - The bloodied locket
  • July - A scream from within the forest
  • Aug - The churning sea
  • Sept - The fire’s last embers
  • Oct - An old clocktower
  • Nov - A mountain’s wind
  • Dec - A saint’s weeping

Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:

  • Red - smells strongly of flesh and rot.
  • Orange - is set afire when you look toward it.
  • Yellow - causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.
  • Green - offers to make a pact.
  • Blue - demands a sacrifice.
  • Violet - causes blood to drip from your eyes.
  • White - whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.
  • Grey - hums with grief.
  • Black - pardons you of your sins.

*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.

based off this post

scarlettsunshine
scarlettsunshine:
“I know a guy who likes me but he’s trying so hard it’s suffocating. It’s frustrating because he’s done all these big romantic things for me and all my friends are pressuring us to date, so I feel really bad that I can’t return his...
scarlettsunshine

I know a guy who likes me but he’s trying so hard it’s suffocating. It’s frustrating because he’s done all these big romantic things for me and all my friends are pressuring us to date, so I feel really bad that I can’t return his feelings/he seems off. He’s creepy and obsessive sometimes but no one will listen when I say so and I feel like I’m supposed to like everything he does for me. I’m also scared he thinks that nothing else matters in a relationship and won’t be there for me, but others say he cares. Am I crazy for not wanting this perfect guy? Sometimes I do like him but I feel I’m almost EXPECTED to date him, and that’s the real problem. It’s almost as if he’s orchestrated it so I can’t say no and that makes me extremely uncomfortable.